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(Note: Some phrases in the list of qualifications were borrowed from real libraries' job advertisements.)

POSITION: Coordinator of Community Planning, Large City Library (Full-Time)

AVAILABLE: February 15, 2009

DESCRIPTION:
The responsibilities of the Coordinator of Community Planning are twofold. First, the Coordinator reaches out to community leaders, local organizations, and the residents of Large City to inform them about what the library has to offer them and to learn about their needs. Second, the Coordinator works closely with the young adult, children's, and community-planning librarians to develop and promote informative, entertaining, and culturally enriching programs, events, and services that will meet those needs.

In short, the Coordinator brings the city into the library and the library out to the city.

QUALIFICATIONS:
The successful candidate will possess:
-Excellent oral and written communication skills;
-Demonstrated ability to work with a wide range of constituencies; and
-Demonstrated ability to work collaboratively to set priorities and accomplish goals.

Knowledge of Spanish and/or Khmer, previous library experience, and previous experience working with youth are preferred, but not required.

SALARY AND BENEFITS:
Salary is commensurate with experience and education. Benefits include an excellent health care package and enrollment in the municipal pension program.

ABOUT THE LIBRARY:
Large City Library is a vibrant and storied institution situated in the heart of Large City. Each year, approximately 30,000 people visit the library or participate in at least one of its programs. Large City is a thriving, ethnically-diverse community located less than forty miles from Even Larger City. It is home to several nationally-known cultural festivals, two museums, and a minor-league baseball team.

DEADLINE FOR APPLICATION:
Review of applications will begin on February 2, 2009. Applications will be accepted until the position is filled, but preference will be given to applications received by that date.

TO APPLY:
Fill out the application available on the Human Resources site for Large City at http://pretendwebaddress.html. For additional information, please call or email Catherine B. at (704)555-5555 or archivecats@gmail.com. Large City is an Equal Opportunity Employer and maintains a smoke- and drug-free workplace.